New Nibbles & Naughty Noms: Introducing Our New Premium(ish) Bar Menu!

Let’s face it, Topping and Bottoming is demanding. And sometimes, even the most focused individual needs a little high-quality fuel to keep that kinky fire burning (or to simply recover from a particularly enthusiastic scene).

While our standard bar offerings (yes, the free stuff) will remain lovingly stocked, we figured your exquisite tastes deserved a little upgrade. We’ve sourced a new range of premium bar snacks and beverages – because mediocrity is just so last season.

Premium Snacks: Because Your Mouth Deserves More!!

Forget the dusty old peanuts. We’re talking about sophisticated crunch and flavour.

• Brown Bag Crisps: A proper, chunky, gourmet crisp. £1 a bag. It’s the least your palate deserves.
  • Flavours include: ‘Slightly Salted’ (V+GF), Cheddar and Onion (GF), and Sea salt and Vinegar (GF).
• Toasties (Crisps): You all requested Toasties – well, we found a way. Now they come in a highly addictive crunch format. £1.50 a bag.
• Spicy Rings: For when you need a little zing in your life. £1.50.
• Turkey and Stuffing Crisps: Seasonal, delightfully British, and possibly the only time you’ll crave a Christmas dinner in the middle of a session. £1.20 a bag. (Vegetarian)

The Posh Brews & Bubbles

For those moments when a standard cup of tea just won’t cut it, or you’re craving that specific, branded fizz.

• Branded Coca-Cola: The real deal, served ice-cold. £1.50
• Diet Coca-Cola: For those who want the flavour without the, well, commitment. £1.40
• Twinning’s & Posh Teas: Step aside, basic tea. These are the brews that know how to behave themselves. £1 per serving.
• Branded Hot Chocolate: Thick, creamy, and yummy. £1 per serving.

Crucial Reminder: Our standard bar coke, lemonade, basic tea, and coffee are still free of charge. We’re not completely heartless.

Remember for your next session! After all, a sharp mind (and a satisfied snack craving) makes for a much smoother event.

See you soon.